This first two days of February. I don’t like how February is spelled, because it is not spelled the way it is said. For those who have followed long enough you know by now that Monday, my usual day off, is filled with nothing more than an early morning meeting and endless amounts of video games that are slowly boiling my brain. I’m fine with it, because for those few hours I can be the biggest asshole on gods good given Earth and no one can touch me.
Yup, I’m that idiot, who on occasion, will berate the competition on an online match of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Sometimes it is the occasional jab at their player name or something they may have said. The number one obscenity used online is “gay.” People will kill that term and it bothers the shit out of me. Constantly, they call each other gay and how gay their “clan” is and all the gay ways they fondle themselves. There is no originality left. I hate being the guy who “talks shit on the Internet,” but I have to be sometimes. I usually will only comment on how ridiculously stupid someones comments are. Alright, I’ve made myself look like enough of an asshole.
Tuesday, this is my Monday unfortunately. A fun filled, busy day that never seemed to catch up with itself. Now that is 9:11 pm I have missed the first half of the premiere of The Final Season of Lost and now have to wait until tomorrow to watch it. I am not a happy camper. I have spent countless hours watching the series and learning these characters inside and out and trying to guess what is going to happen only to be let down in the final moments before it all begins.
I’m also pretty sure that I have gained some unwanted poundage in the mid-section and I am going to need to get rid of that pretty quick. Anyone have the P90X they want to lend me for an extended period of time. I was also contemplating the 300 diet? Maybe? Anyone who thinks I’m serious has seriously under estimated my “extra curricular” work ethic. I’m the asshole who buys the ab-doer and really believes that it works.
I can only imagine what tomorrow will bring.
side note: Fuck any of you who ruins Lost for me.
Tags: 2010, abc, life, Lost, Modern Warfare 2, MW2, realization

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