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Now I think we all deserve a little creative license now and then.  It’s just we don’t always have the proper avenue to distribute such info.  Some of you may think this is inappropriate, but this was too funny to keep to myself any longer and I have Brian Marquis of Therefore I am to thank for this quote.

It was a random summer day and Brian copy and pasted a message his buddy TJ had sent him via AIM to me.  I was so used to getting the random porn photo from him, but today was special.  This is what TJ had to say about dieting:

TJ: i think i need to do the raw thing so i still have fuel for bike riding and working out just raw foods and fish veggies fruits, nuts, beans, and sushi (n0 rice)

Brian: good idea

TJ: or i could do a TON of blow and eat nothing but beans and fuck prostitutes for calorie burning, and fart uncontrolably while i bury them

Thank you TJ, for you make my day every time I open your .txt file.